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Change of heart
from admin on 06/27/2017 10:24 AMAkpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?”
Akpos says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery (sex),’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
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Akpos at the police station
from admin on 06/25/2017 08:09 PMAkpos at Osu Police station today.
To his surprise, he saw a police man on duty reading a Bible.
So he went to the policeman and asked, “Who killed Abel?”
The policeman replied, “Ask Inspector Yakubu. He is in charge of murder cases.”
Chicken and Goat
from admin on 06/25/2017 07:44 PMA chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.
The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!”
And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”
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Akpos meets Donald Trump
from admin on 06/25/2017 03:14 PMAmerican President, Donald Trump decided to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid.
A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD,
An European contractor says he will need 7,000 USD for the job;
Akpos, an African contractor who is based mainly in Ghana and Nigeria says he will take 10,000 USD.
Each of the contractors was asked to give details of their budget.
Below is their budget breakdown:
Chinese: 500 USD for painting materials; 2,000 USD to pay my workers and 500 USD as my workmanship -I will hire 4 people.
European: 5,000 USD for painting materials, equipment/machinery; 1,000 USD for the machine operator and 1000 USD as my workmanship.
Akpos: (He whispered into the president’s ear)- I will give you Donald Trump, 4,000 USD; I will take 3,000 USD as workmanship and give the remaining 3,000 USD to the Chinese to complete the project.
Trump was confused.
Terrible accident
from admin on 06/25/2017 02:56 PMAn accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died.
So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were.
Immediately, one of the dead people whispered to him: “Bros, go back to your place; do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”